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The Supreme Court, in an expedited ruling, determined that there was fraud in Super Bowl 57A and that a second game would have to be played. The ruling caused shock among Chiefs fans and jubilation among Eagles fans. After hearing arguments from Eagles’ lawyers Rudy Giuliani and Sidney Powell, the Court determined that, first, during the Rihanna half-time show, four points were unconstitutionally switched from the Eagles to the Chiefs by the scoreboard tabulating machines. Further, in the final minute of the game, the Court ruled that the Chiefs’ decision to run the ball to the two-yard line for a first down rather than go in for the touchdown, thus allowing them to play down the clock to eight seconds and score on fourth down on a short field goal for a 38-35 win, was player fraud which resulted in a stolen Super Bowl. The Court’s decision was 6-3, with Justice Samuel Alito writing for the majority. In a related development, according to an anonymous leaked internal Court memo obtained by RFN, Chief Justice John Roberts asked Justice Alito to stop using ChatGPT to write his opinions and to delete the “Go Eagles!” conclusion from his Chiefs v. Eagles majority opinion.
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