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Real Fake News Special Report

Washington, D. C.

Seven members of the former Trump administration have charged that the Webb Space Telescope is being used to spy on insurrectionists who stormed the Capitol last year. “We are aware that the telescope has the capacity to look back in time” said Mark Meadows, former chief of staff under Trump. “We have evidence that NASA’s false claim that the telescope’s purpose is to look back toward the beginning of the universe is a huge fraud and its real purpose is to look back at January 6^th and spy on American patriots.” NASA spokesperson George Diller immediately rejected the charge, but the meme “Stop the Spying” has already had over four million Facebook shares. Fourteen Republican-led state legislatures have begun investigations. “We’re pretty danged sure this space thing is a fraud” said Texas state senate president Dan Patrick. “We’re gonna have to turn that Democrat telescope around and bring it back home and do a recount on it.”